Me in class.

  • Me:

    okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.

  • Me:

    ooooh, when did that poster get there?

  • Me:

    ugh, split ends.

  • Me:

    why is the back of your head so attractive?!

  • Me:

    HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?

  • Me:

    just act like you understand.

  • Me:

    don't pick me, don't pick me...

  • Me:

    so here's my number, so call me maybe.

  • Me:

    DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

  • Me:

    it's only been fifteen minutes?

  • Me:

    I hate you all.

  • Me:

    someone shoot me.

You can ask me anything - Jess

If SOPA passes

  • Facebook user:

    oh well, it was fun while it lasted

  • Twitter user:

    guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad

  • Tumblr user:

    I'm going to steal the declaration of independence

adventuretimefan:

‘I made this Mash-Up of the classic video game Super Mario Bros. and of course Adventure Time.’

Thanks Cameron Guay for the submission.

collegehumor:

It’s just one more fun thing for nerds to miss out on.

(Source: College Humor)

alessiavilla542:

Call me maybe…

So here’s my number! So let’s go fuck!